I did not choose to eat him! The will of the universe decides that!
Make sure your next butler eats good food, he will taste better if you decide to eat him.
No idea, I was sleepwalking. But he just walked out of my butthole a few minutes ago.
How did he taste? I would of made some nice gravy for his ribs.
I think I ate him last night. I was hungry.
Thats a shame, what about your butler does he behave himself?
I don't think he can handle your massive penetration.
Damn it... you read me like a book. He is sexy though, right?
Are you horny for some old butler's love?
Good idea, you know how to get to Gotham?Lets get Alfred first just for lolz