I thought you would like it. Not as much as me though.
I like what you do to my imagination. I like it a lot.
OK, to ensure my own safety from banning, you'll have to use you imagination. Just imagine every member who got nominated for Horniest Member last Ciddies', then double the Rye, and add six litres of straight vodka and viagra.
This third usernote on the subject might push things beyond the bounds of decency. But then we are decadent internet types, so who cares? ;D
That usernote just chained me to a bed and covered my Lovelies in berries and cream.
I am afraid that this is how my usernotes roll. Of course, you no longer have a thong. What, then, is this one doing to you? ;D ;D ;D
That usernote quite literally ripped my thong off.
I am glad you like my usernotes so ;D
This place is like a dirty fantasy of mine.
Man I wish I had a pet moose. I'd feed it alcohol. WHAT???? THAT'S ILLEGAL???
