Bag full of douche, Leeza's gonna change my name! Guess what it is in 5 4 3 2 1 times up sorry
I am not a douche! I am turd sandwich, thank you very much!
Douche is also a stinky name.
Stinky would be a name like "Psychotic".
QUESADILLA would be a much better choice.
69-Inches-Long?
Some random pedophile, methinks.
"THCotF"?
NO YOU!
"The hottest chick on the fora"
