;_; freaky tears
And here is some boldening underlined.
I love you, hat. I'm sorry, I couldn't suppress it any longer.
Stupid Argos, how dare they not have any pens in stock.
I tried to buy a pen out of the Argos catalogue once, but they didn't have any in stock. A goddamned pen.
And I'm going to eat your brain.
I wouldn't have guessed.
There's a hatland!?!?
Dude, you stole my car.
TESA provides long-term security.