This cup of coffee tastes like washing-up liquid!
A hat of invisibilty. Now THAT would be useful.
There's really not that much I can do about it, I'm afraid.
I don't do this often enough.
It's the little things we do.
LOL WTF FTW!
I have a grandma.
I heard it said that you'd come back from the dead, you'd played it so fine, scooping up the soul of mine. Courage, my boy, when you look them in the eye.
There ain't enough places in the world for a ramblin' man.
Q: How many times do I have to tell you to be quiet?! A: Yes, sir!
