I didn't make you forget the toaster oven stories you just made up the toaster oven stories just admit it. Which is fine the pelipper society is based upon lies and slander and alcohol you know. Which ofcourse is based on real things I mean I didn't make up anything about pelippers to you. But I'm very sad I was hoping to hear a story about a lonesome toaster oven named phillip who beat the trains in a race becuase he believed in himslef and kept on telling himself, "I think I can. I think I can. I think I can." What a toaster oven.*sniff* I'm so proud of him.
You made me forget all the toaster oven stories.
Fine, tell me a story about your toaster oven then.
You have many stories about Pelippers! Why can't I have stories about toaster ovens?
How many stories about toaster ovens can you have? If you go to a friends house and use their toastr oven I hope you know that is cheating!
But I wanted to tell you all about me and toaster ovens.
Oh god I don't need to know about your personal life and what you do with toaster ovens in your spare time oh oh god I think I'm disturbed for life.
Actually I also use toaster ovens to toast Eggo waffles and grilled cheese sandwiches!
Toaster ovens may be good at making toast but not at saving and or destroying the world don't make that mistake.
Toaster ovens are awesome for making waffles. And grilled cheese sandwiches. And toast.
