When you live to be 59 like Lunar then you will deserve it
She needs the money, the poor bastard woman.
Well have a 5001 just to mark the difference
I bet you still have baby skin
Actually i bet that you would make a great grandma!
I never had noodles before... My grandmother did not allow it.
Eating cupcakes?
It´s the number of times you thought about eating noodles!
Someone stabbing you in the shower.
I know of two little boys who slept in the same bed and then Jesus came and punished them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
