Did you know that in some primitive Amazonian cultures, a hug is an invitation to a ceremonial kick in the groin? (SPOILER)Not really. =/
Read more in my Book of EoFF Lore, located in my second usernote on the first page. It's like, totally amazing!
"Long ago in a by gone era, there was a small boy named Jade. Jade lived in a condo with his mother, father, eight brothers and sisters, along with their four cats. One day, Jade discovered Eyes of Final Fantasy. Captivated by this jewel of the Internet, Jade soon became swallowed by Eyes on Final Fantasy (a.k.a. EoFF) charms and appeal. He initially logged on as 'zidane gurl' but soon changed his name to 'kimahris girl loves debbie' and then eventually, 'on the lame celestialbreeze'. He changed his name so much, no one was ever sure what his name was. Soon, Jade forgot even his own name. And so did his family..." -Book of EoFF Lore, canto 29
I feel luffed.
I see my hick state brother.
If the limes are cannibalistic, why do you have to worry? They'd eat each other, not you.
Merry Hannukah!
