If I don't tell you I missed my period.. Also, you won't be around to mess me up since you'll be in training or whatever.
Feel proud, Lexi. You made a damn good usernote earlier. Nothing wrong with that. But the battle is still mine. And if you disagree I'll use my special ops against you after we get married. I would divorce you and get as much money outta ya as I could but I'm no gold digger. As for the pregnancy. That's my baby, too! Screw pro-choice. You're not getting an abortion at the clinic or from my steel-toed boot! Sorry, you'll be stuck for the 9 months. No post-partum depression, either.
What...you gave up? You're letting me win?!
Well, I am fairly irresistible. Sometimes even I have a hard time keeping my hands to myself. As for the pregnancy issue... lmfao. Sorry, all I can say. You got me with that one. I have no more wits. You pwned me. Fair and square. I could say " But then you could get me for spousal abuse" but somehow that just ain't funny enough. So, kudos to Lexi for the most brilliantly hilarious response on the planet.
Falling for each other? You give me too much credit. If I get pregnant, I'll just get you some steel-toed boots and you can take care of it.
Eh, damn, this could get messy. See, what if we actually end up fallin for eachother? Then what? .....what if you get pregnant?
We can divorce once you have citizenship.
Until you get tired of being left at home while I go into guerrilla warfare with my spec ops unit.
Rawr! Something tells me this marriage will work out.
Nope. No promise. That's a guarantee.
