Are condoms insurance?
I've brought insurance!! Will that do?
The real question is, are you ready for my lamp's magical action?
Is your magical lamp always ready for action?
Let's just say I am more than obliged to grant her wish if she rubs my magical lamp.
Something more naughty?
Possibly something more
Nope, the HER drink for you! And maybe something more?
Naaah. It's against my religion to drink.
BOOZE ALSO!?