Oh I know that guy, the bearded guy who walks around in the slums asking me to send money to Maria? I heard he pimps those kids out for Gold Bond and Depends. What's your major going to be?
You need that old guy on those Christian Charity commercials, he'll guilt people into donating to those Neptonians. I'm starting college next Tuesday.
The Space Pope used to attend college, but could no longer afford to. When my church scams some more money (feed the children of Neptune charity, pffft) I may go back. What about you?
Haha indeed! So oh spacey one, do you attend an earth college or school?
The shorts in my pic are great for days like that.
Ahh good weather, a round eye could wear short shorts in that kind of environment
It is currently 82 degrees and partly cloudy with the humidity at 73%, with a slight breeze coming from SSE.
Why yes, yes I would! I always wondered what the weather was like in Hong Kong
You are most welcome, young primate. If you would like up to the minute weather reports in Hong Kong, feel free to ask.
Well then that tip was quite informative. Thank you oh holy one.