Conversation Between Quindiana Jones and Jiro

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  1. She was hot and everybody loved her, it only makes sense. Liz didn't get to be queen through all the trout she did by lying down and taking what Fate handed to her. She stood up and put on her business crown and got down to damned business.
  2. Exactly. "Oh, you're a predator that has remained mostly unchanged since prehistoric times? Well I'm Steve Irwin, now suck my dick". Mother Nature isn't gonna stand for that.

    This is even bigger than when the Queen killed Princess Di!
  3. That is a really good point. He basically threw his infant son at a croc just to show that he was in charge of everything. Then out comes the stingray hitman and bam no more steve. We've discovered the biggest conspiracy since... since... EVER
  4. It's because he was making her look like a chump by beating up all her most dangerous creatures.

    Free pass from Paul, haha. I wanted it to be all horrifically colourful, but then I remembered that you can only do that with customs.
  5. The rationale confuses me though. He was doing good out there!

    Congratulations on the extreme reversal of the situation. Who'd you blow for this one?
  6. I think it was an assassination orchestrated by Mother Nature.
  7. He ain't afraid of no poison. He should've been, but he was the man til the end.
  8. Then he's a fool! A foooooooool!
  9. He ripped the stinger out of himself like a boss man.
  10. Better that than to die by poncy stingray, like a coward.
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