Don't turn this on me!
What do you really mean by "evil"?
That long without doing anything? Holy moly.
How long has it been like this?
I guess that's fair. Sure.
I know you're not that gross.
So a train would be a danger? Perhaps only if your hearing was impaired.
I'll do a background check anyways
But they can help you to avoid it.
But what if you fall down a hole in the earth before then?