You have a soft spot for cancer.
It wasn’t like a really bad annoying, just... He was playing with the blinds. And then he started going for the microphone. It was funny, but a nuisance.
He was there. Last night. My cat. Being annoying.
Yeah, I know you're way too badass for that. Don't worry.
Still, if I had no control over that.
Were there tears?
Yeah, but I’d be dead, so it wouldn’t matter. If he was eating a part of me while I was still alive...
It was too depressing for something to watch in school :(
That's much better. You couldn't do that other job. No way. If I was doing that...I would take all of the little chicks. Have my own farm. They would notice, though.
That’s gross.
