You are going to die by crocodile now, I hope you realise this.
Court Jesters get more respect. Oh God, I'm sorry Steve. Please forgive me...
Steve Irwin. pwnt
Name a single Australian, vampire or no, to have ever been respected by the world. pwnt
I still maintain that Meyer is mostly a talentless hack. The two Romanian vampires in the final book are the single greatest thing about the entire series. They just want to burn trout to the ground. But I digress. I'd be the badassiest mothersmurfing sparkly vampire and somehow get respect despite my impairment.
You'd be like a Twilight vampire, but actually cool!
If there's one thing you want to be made of, it's definitely sparkly star dust. Can you imagine how awesome that would be? It's like a party everywhere you go!
You're made of sparkly star dust! :o
That's surprisingly accurate. I wonder if that makes me some kind of star child.
You're like an equinox.
