Conversation Between Quindiana Jones and Christmas

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  1. I let all my slaves go once I left England.

    On clean people, you grow coconut trees. But you are grimy and blegh, so I can only grow potatoes.

    Sorry, it's France. It gets to you, and you quickly become a sex-fiend.
  2. You dun have slaves to do for you at home? What kind of frenchie are you?

    Potatoes!? My precious ears for potatoes? I thought you are suppose to grow coconut trees there!

    OMG, OMG, OMG, DIRTY FRENCHIE YOU!!!
  3. I haven't moved the pictures to my PC yet.

    That depends. Can I grow some potatoes behind your ears?

    Too deep, she says? I do apologise.
  4. No gift? Go die.

    Can I grow some mushrooms on your nose?

    Too deep. I am too dumb. SIMPIFY it!
  5. Soon, my precious. Soon.

    Why thank you, my dear. I suppose I do have a lovely nose.

    Maybe we're the same person existing in different times? Only one of us - the one from the other's future - could know for certain...
  6. Did I made you very happy? So can I have a gift?

    GREATNESS of your NOSE!?

    Great minds think alike!!! Why do we have so much in common, Quin?
  7. That's... that's kind of a compliment.

    My modesty is surpassed only by my greatness.

    That's exactly what I was hoping to do!
  8. Not all, not me!! I am special! I actually talk to you!! That is why!

    You are also very humble and modest! I like you!!

    You will lick my rotten toes.
  9. I thought Asians were good at remembering things?

    I'm a super duper creative genius, donchaknow!

    That depends on what I'll do once I'm down there.
  10. I have poor memory you know.

    Since when you became this creative, quin? Last time you only know about rocket mole!

    KNEEL BEFORE ME THEN!
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