Conversation Between Jiro and Christmas

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  1. Hell yes. I wanted sushi for lunch today but I only had $1.95. Not enough for even one roll
  2. My fish just turned into sushi though. Wanna share?
  3. Oh dear. That's so sad. I'm sorry Christmas. I'm sure your fish has moved onto a better place, free from pain now. PS soylent green is people
  4. My fish died last night. He can't swim and he never knew how to breathe.
  5. I haven't got my coaching qualifications yet but I'm working on that. So don't worry, your fish'll be up and running in no time!
  6. You know how to run? That's so cool. Can you teach my fish how to run? I had being teaching it for years and no results had come out of it.
  7. Okay, well, I'll have a little bit of popcorn, and then run away before you start LOLing.
  8. But if I do violent things to you, that will upset me.
  9. It's okay, I can take it. Don't feel bad, sometimes pain is a good incentive.
  10. Oh sure, we can share pop corns together but then I get really violent when I LOL and I might end up doing VIOLENT things to you.
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