I need to shave but I can't reach my legs....
Help me, I'm Irish.
They make me want to hurt them and like it...
Leeza's awesome. She's really cool to talk to...
I like the sound of that movie....
:barf:
We need a burp smiley...
I am ashamed of you.
yes I am a small child
Whatever helps you sleep at night, sweetheart....