Paul is a lying liar from Liedon. Fix it quick, little Christmas! Else how could we possibly converse? WELL, YOU KISSED THE BRIDESMAID ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTER!
PAUL TOLD ME THAT !!! I GOT NO IDEA!!! :kaocry2: WELL, YOU STILL KISSED HIM! WITH YOUR TONGUE!!! OMG!!! :kaocry2:
Lies, slanderous lies! Oh noooooo. Whyyyyyy? Only because you refused to kiss me at our wedding. The pastor kindly offered himself in your place.
More like your country banished you. I cannot seem to access this place via my laptop anymore!! Oh dear!! Remember you promised to marry me the last time? You ditched me at the wedding and went for the old pastor instead.
My country betrayed me, so I went to France. Oh noes! You'll have to tell me some other time! I have never broken a promise!
You betrayed your country and went to France. I am in mobile mode now!! I cannot access the smileys to show you! You alway break your promise anyway.
I prefer chips, because I am English and therefore a proper human being. Which smilie do you think suits me best? I can't make any promises.
No, they will eat fries and will thank me for it. <-- I totally did not copy your post. That smiley dun suits you. Dun use that again. I hope you will love your monkey off-springs more!
It seems like such a waste. Who needs fries when you can have.... other things? You will eat it and you will thank me for it. I love you, Christmas.
We got more french fries for the mass to get fatter. Only with armpit hairs. I got a certain standard to meet, you frenchie.
