Conversation Between Quindiana Jones and G13

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  1. You have no training with a lightsaber. You chop off your own face. Nice work.

    :teabag:
  2. Oh Quin, how easily you forget. I too am wearing armor. The armor of a Mandalorian warrior!

    I also have this nifty pale lightsaber I won in a poker match.

    :andnowweduel:
  3. I'm covered in armour, fool. Your hand is severly broken now. xd
  4. LEONARD!!!! You bastard! That was my best decoy! He was three weeks from retirment!

    :kicksdarthquininhiscyborgballs:

    By the way, I'm not a Natalie Portman fan either.

    : punchesquininhisbreathinghole:
  5. I don't care. Not a Natalie Portman fan either. :forcechokeharder:

    :forcelightningpatheticblaster:

    :forceheadbuttguardianintheballsack:

    :forcepushhiscrumpledbodyoffacliffintoaforceblackholethaticreatedbecauseicantotallydothat:
  6. Oh, there's more! Under this clever Jar Jar mask is the one, the only, Padme! She didn't die, she didn't realize the blaster was set to stun when she pulled the trigger.

    I won't make that mistake.

    :setstokill:
  7. I hate Jar Jar Bastardinks. :forcechoke:
  8. Perhaps you'll change your tune when you see I have your childhood pet, Jar Jar Binks!

    :binksinanet:
  9. Force Jump. :escaped:

    Also, you'd have to catch me in order to freeze me anyway, which you have yet to do. NOOB.
  10. I added a bit of durasteel to the mix. Your attempts are futile.

    :hehhehallright:
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