No need to fear. I caught him raping someone else. See. http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news.../cockroach.jpg But he's dead now. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2320/...a8fc1b.jpg?v=0
What if he rapes you too?
Fear not my Lady! I shall handle this disgusting situation!
But cockroaches are so creepy and scary, I dare not touch one.
We must catch this vile roach!
It is said that a rogue cockroach raped my poor caterpillar one night.
Weeeeeiiiirrrrd.
My caterpillar, he gave birth......to a cockroach......
But now that I did I have a new story of you being mad, so I won't have to bring it up ever again.
STOP BRINGING THAT UP
