Conversation Between Christmas and Quindiana Jones

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  1. It seems like such a waste. Who needs fries when you can have.... other things?

    You will eat it and you will thank me for it.

    I love you, Christmas.
  2. We got more french fries for the mass to get fatter.

    Only with armpit hairs. I got a certain standard to meet, you frenchie.

  3. But what would that achieve?

    I like to mix things up! And now you have to eat it!

    It's your kids, Marty! /docbrown
  4. Maybe all frenchie should be make into french fries.

    Everyone knows rotten eggs only goes well with armpit hair. What is wrong with you Quin?

    They came from the future where you and Manus' offsprings have dominated the earth.
  5. Real Frenchies eat women all the time!

    My dinner today is rotten eggs and bum hairs. Enjoy!

    I see through your trickery! I don't have any children with Manus yet!
  6. That is no way to treat a lady!! Learn to be a real frenchie will you!?

    Me eat your dinner today so that you will starve and SUFFER!!

    Aren't those two your offsprings with Manus?
  7. I'll eat you!

    You eat eat what what?

    I don't even know what that is.
  8. I dun care.You are the one eating it anyway.

    Me no goodness. Me eat eat.

    I'll offer you my
  9. The deep fried bit sounds okay, but I'm concerned about the addition of pubes.

    Won't you train me out of the goodness of your heart?

    Hmm...what could you offer me, then?
  10. Deep fried with lard and psychotic's pubic hair of course.

    YOU NEED TO OFFER SENSEI GIFTS FIRST!

    I think you approached the wrong Asian! Look for PG for poke-craps.
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