Raw carrots are more fun to eat than cooked carrots and you don't have to cook them so they are ready for eating plus when you're younger eating the dirt the covers them actually can improve your resistance to disease.* *unconfirmed
Snot
There is no time for Monopoly today.
When I was a kid I had a crush on Catwoman from Batman Returns.
I cannot juggle this many relationships and still want time for myself.
Did you send any to Loony BoB so he can practice his voodoo?
chocolate coated novocaine is my choice of candy
You know that chocolate that's all rubbery and covered in grey dust? That is gross.
Mine often come from somewhere else.
They're not even fish. Purists call them jellies.
