Australia is a fair way to go, but if you get here I will be happy to offer you somewhere to stay and eat. And a tour guide.
Okay, you can have two. After uni, I'm planning a bit of an EoFFer trip.
I might look at doing some overseas study in your fine country. It's positioned nicely to visit the maximum amount of EoFFers too. And visiting the most important EoFFers, IE you. Yes. You. Buy me another drink plox.
So I have more and it's worth more? Come here and I'll buy you a drink.
Remember, my money is worth about 2/3 of what yours is. Don't forget that. It's not all doom and gloom for you
Oh smurf off. I am no longer your friend.
You can have more money than me, that's fine. You've got a couple years on me, I'm sure my pay rate and subsequently savings will increase. My bank will expand soon anyway, what with my scholarship popping in and whatnot
You work like a ballbag and I hate you. Though, for the record: still have more money than you.
You and your face and your accent are sexy. However you work for far too long. The only reason I don't have lots of money is because I don't work lots. I'm looking forward to my next State League game too. The hourly rate works out to be $33 odd. According to Google, that's £19 an hour. Ordinary games work out to be £14 an hour, and my job as a Jironalist pays around £9. I am still envious of you though. And I am still a faggot but only fer you.
Boom. Yeah, well, your mum's a whore.
