When you rule the world, people will give you what ever gifts you so wish. And they will enjoy it. Or else..
What a lovely gift, I'm sure he enjoyed it very much. I never got flaming bags of , ever. =(
Don't worry, we can go to a class for "hipcats" and learn how to be "cool dudes" just like all the "gangster" fellows. They call it "Street slang for dummies". I took offence to the dummies part, so I burnt down the teacher's house and left a bag of flaming on his charred lawn.
We put the PH in the Ph-scale. Wait .... never mind.
The plan is phantastic. With a "ph" for added "coolness".
Even perfect cannot describe this plan, even though it is a word I seem to use too much. Uber is slightly closer, but still .....
The housing commissions are built entirely of framed photos of us. Meaning they aren't very weather proof. Nobody wants to go there, all they see is us before the elements take them forever.
Perfect. You are the best type of genius!
"You must purchase and display at least one of the shots you see this week. Failure to comply will result in your house being repossessed and your confinement to a housing commission"
The commercials will not advertise products, they will just be pictures of us in various model shoots.
