All television is compulsory. All television must be paid for.
Perfect. We will televise the event on all channels.
Why stop at one? We should award ourselves two, and then one more for the great effort it took to award the medals.
It is hard work. We should award ourselves a medal once we are done.
The Federation of Awesome. The Slave's Dictatorship of Planet Earth. D-D-topia. St Demonville de Nationale. Or something? Naming countries is hard
The united states of awesome?
We should name the nation first, that way we can praise it throughout, as well as praise ourselves.
We needs ideas for a national anthem, methinks.
Because there is no need for them to have any money. They will have precisely what they need to live as servants to our awesome empire.
They'll work as slaves.
