*masturbation joke*
You can't do anything without me holding your hand!
Lies! I did it on my own!
Oh come on, I set that one up for you on purpose!
That's not all I forked. I'm on a freaking roll on this page haha.
You're the one who forked my eyes!
It's not my fault you're blind.
...I see no certificate! Is that another invisible one!?
I think you'll find that was certified genius. See? Look here! Here's the certificate!
Feeble.
