Okay, first off, I would like to thank Anaisa for giving me this fine award. Over the years I have worked very hard at being unemo. There were struggles, of course, so I have to thank all those who got me through the hard times. First there was my dog Freckles when I was 8 years old. I was about to cry because I wet my pants at school and all the kids made fun of me, but before I could cry, Freckles tackled me to the ground and licked my face until I just couldn't be sad anymore. I was so happy that Freckles was there and I laughed and laughed and laughed. Of course, when Freckles died a few years later, I almost cried once again. This time, I had my pizza delivery boy, James, to thank. James, without you, I would have cried all night when Freckles died. But that supreme pizza with extra cheese was just so good that I couldn't stop eating it. And since I was eating, I didn't have time to cry. By the time I was done finishing the most delicious pizza I've ever experienced, I couldn't even remember that I had a dog. That was for the best. I would like to thank my parents for raising me well, and for telling me that crying is only for losers. If it wasn't for them, I would probably be a loser that cries all the time. And finally, I would like to thank the academy. Thank you, and I love you all.
Haha, I won a ciddie! Do I have to make an acceptance speech?
No.
If everyone was made purple, I'd paint myself another colour. An then I'd call everyone else a bunch of squares. Wouldn't calling someone a chocolate person be a compliment? Chocolate is good.
I'm definitely not tough. I do have tear ducts, I think, because my eyes water a lot. I don't think I'm crying though. They water a lot when it's cold out or when I'm snowmobiling. But I can't remember the last time I cried because I was sad. I'm sure I've done it at some point.
Oh? I don't cry, though if I was capable of crying I just might.
I hope so! I often look back at things I did in the past and laugh.
But if I don't get it, then I will forever live in shame. Well, maybe not. Perhaps it won't be such a crushing defeat. But I really do want it.
Why do you want to quit?
No, probably not. I just... I just wanted something special to call my own. But, I realize how foolish I was.
