Conversation Between Quindiana Jones and Jiro

1209 Visitor Messages

  1. That hurts. My eyes are sensitive.
  2. And doing that annoying test where they blow air in your eyes.
  3. Now watch Optomo as he does a triple backflip whilst smoking a cigar and playing the violin.
  4. Close. Optomo. OPTOMO!

    Sounds like a talented monkey.
  5. I think you should see an optometrist. Apparently that's not how you spell it though.
  6. Oh yeah. I know how to deal with the ladies.
  7. Oh well in that case
  8. I love your ass. Is that not enough?
  9. I.. what? I don't do that normally. I blame you, it's all your fault. I'm breaking up with you, you don't even love me you
  10. You're going to keep me in the face? Most girls I know are literate, Jiro.
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