I'm always alone on Christmas, just the way I like it. Wellington becomes a ghost town and it's so nice and quiet. Unfortunately, this is NZ and it never stops raining here. If we're lucky we might get, like, two full days of sun this summer.
trout, bud, that actually does sound dope. I'm billy no mates this Christmas - as with all Christmases since emigrating - so a quick wrastle and a dip in the sea would be a delight.
Do it, I dare you. We will fight and then enjoy Christmas the way it's meant to be - in the summer.
I will fly to New Zealand and fight you, don't think for a second I won't.
Sorry, pissboy. That joke is MINE.
Damn straight. (that was legit going to be my punchline but you stole my joke from me, you thieving thief)
Playing video games?
There is only one acceptable reason for staying up late and that is not it.
You mean that staying up all night fretting about not being able to sleep isn't conducive to a good rest?
aw bud, you GATTA get that good sleep in I've taken to sacrificing mostly everything for good sleep, and every single facet of my life has improved as a consequence xD
