OH MY GOD MY MAGIC STICK JUST FELL OFF!
*hides the gay stick inside his pants*
I'm a corpse :hope: I need a bride :eternalsadness: My (imaginary) girlfriend always cheats on me when we play checkers.
Hero... what's your opinion on gay sticks?
I can wear fire and breath in leather pants!
Why do you always stare at my [color=dark orange]ears [/color]while I walk away?
Boobies are the best! :whaaa:
When are you going to let him out of the box you locked him in, kikimm?
My carrots are always loaded. *Explodes*
Don't make eggs, make hens.