You shouldn't say that in Sammie's notes! Christmas's notes would be more appropriate for that sort of thing.
Yay! Curtis!
Oh yeah, he was a right ponce.
My mum was told when she was pregnant, that you get heartburn if your baby has alot of hair on it's head! Well, alot of hair for a baby that is.
Pleasure Island here I come!
An a scary business!
Well I don't think that's true RSL!
I want to stay single... forever.