He's commanding you to get me some shoe polish.
I am LW every night before I go to bed.
Your requirements are near impossible. You think you're wise because you're older than I am, don't you Oldy Oldface McElderly Brokenhip.
When your ASL logic returns as brunette/hot/horny.
When you gonna come over and babysit me?
Who warped me here, you smurfers?
Let me get in line for this.
Come, worship the fountain of bad faith goo.
Anything I could say right now would be too easy.
Spatulatastic is the word of the day. Use it once and use it wisely.