But what if it breaks?
Try it sometime.
Step on a mirror? That's not clever!
sometimes I step on one naked and my eyes bleed.
Because you look in the mirror?
this is why i hurt myself
Well what can I say, I have to touch myself to wipe the tears from my eyes! (The tears caused by the immense amount of pain induced by viewing your pictures)
They bloody would be if weren't touching yourself to my picture album right now!
But my pants aren't on fire!
Whenever somebody says that it's a lie. And the winky face means it's a lie too. Liar liar liar.
