I don't think any of us are giving fast hand shandys, at this point in our lives.
NOT FAST HAND SHANDY?
The Old Hand Shandy Party.
We need a name for your party!
We need to have another round of Elections. This shall be my campaign slogan.
As a mature and society contributing adult, one must never compromise on standards. Wanking is for all! Wank like a pro. Wank like Quin!
Sometimes one has to lower the standard of what they want to get what they need. AKA Yes.
Yes, everyone should not be deprived of their birthright to wank! But Mr Gashtacular has demanded for ur cock. Are you going to let him ravish you?
Honestly, not a bad idea. Very selfless of us. And we could make HUGE PROFITS.
We should setup a Wanking foundation and give the testicles to those in need!
