WHAT? YOU KILLED MY MOOSE? WHY DO YOU HATE MEESE SO?!
Dear Mr Huxley Vannevar Hobbes, We at Dogs International regret to inform you that the injured animal you sent to us in an attempt to save its life was actually a moose. Though very kind and thoughtful it was, we would like to remind you that we cannot help meese, due to the fact that we are Dogs International. Though we didn't try whatsoever, we must tell you that your moose passed away. We thank you for showing the same care for all animals as we show for dogs, but would like to inform you that there is, in fact, a Meeses International in Paraguay. We believe it would have been in your moose's best interests to have been sent there. However, as a token of our appreciation for your clear love of animals, we would like to send you this usernote. We hope you find a good use for it and, though it has been known to survive a good 6 days without water, we hope you water and feed it everyday. There is no doubt in our minds' that you will do this. Yours apologetically, Dogs International.
Christ-hams is a total online whore.
Jeremy irons? I bet he still leaves loads of creases though. Bastard. huxx00rs ftw.
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But it was a good kind of
Alright I forgive you, you smooth talking charmer you. But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.
Can... can you find it within you to forgive me? I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry.
Yeah. Your name rawks my knawkers. It almost totally makes up for the fact that you never answered my spamming. It still hurts, man....
I'm glad my name is so agreeable to you, Doctor Boskonovich!
