Oh i can't do it. Therefore, you win the baby.
It cannot be taught, only learned.
Tell me! I'm too lazy to learn it!
Well learn it woman!
I dunno deathball.
Or settle this like normal people, with a game of deathball.
We need a judge to decide
Or instead of two days just until it lays its larvae.
Mmkays. Let's say you have it for two weeks, then I'll have it for two days. Rinse and repeat.
Or you can have joint custody of it.