That'll be kinda hard now that you're trying to get me initiated into the cookie mafia.
There are much worse punishments available... JUST WATCHING THEM IS TERRIFYING *shudder* GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
Oh I won't. I'd much rather be eaten alive by rabid sharks.
Uh, okay. 'Don't get on my bad side!'.
I can't imagine anyone would enjoy that. Remind me not to get on your bad side.
Revenge? We're not going to go there. I hope. Not many people enjoy the whole being-beaten-with-a-huge-noodle-while-choking-on-cake thing. :/
You call this a favour? I'd hate to see what you call revenge ;_;
Well DUH, it's not like they do random favors out of nowhere!
Dammit ;_; Wait, you almost lost it? So that's why the cookie mafia is after me! You're one of them!
Not so, actually. They usually have a cookie-eating orgie with the Brownie Sunday mafia. I almost lost it then... O)_(O