Luckily I don't have one of those so we're good Um.....well fine I'll poke you in the eye next time? *opens arms*
...How is a poke in the stomach a bad thing? Well, I guess it might be kind of odd if it were a penis...
Oh, I advise you give them a punch in the face next time Listen to your other half v.v *gives a snuggle, and pokes your stomach so it doesn't seem so lovey*
No, I just dealt with dumb people for 8 hours. Apparently, when someone asks for a large water, what they really want is a complete meal...
Are you drunk again, or did you pop MY pills?
Well then I guess we'll both in from my solution, won't we?
Do you think I would really complain about the latter?
Well, I could try to improve, OR I could just slip even more drugs into your food.
I just wish you'd be a little mindful and less careless with your typing! You are perfect and beautiful the way you are, however..simple mistakes can be catastrophic.......for us.
And now you are asking me to pay attention to the things I do. My god women, can't you just be satisfied with who I am.
