Hola!
I feel like saying hi. So that's what I'll do. HI!!!!
Apology accepted.
Well I apologize that I have offended you.
I find you ridiculous!
Now that's just rediculous.
Why would I be an imposter? Are you in cahoots with dd?
Also, DD wants me to tell you this: "My interpretations of your twatishness transcend simple racial perceptions and I think you should drown in a bathhtub."
I'm sorry you thought I was being racist. I just wanted to make sure that you are in fact Mexican and not an imposter.
Racism tends to do that.