Did you ever get to sit down and watch True Grit? That was a good movie. Made me a fan of Hailee Steinfeld.
Doesn't matter. I still end up killing everyone in the end because the network cancelled our show before everything could be revealed as a dream.
Shao Khan, indeed? I find that constant sweeps tend to kick your arse. You should really work on your lower defences if you want to become a level 51 ninja like me.
I knew it! I. Am. SHAO KAHN! Did you make me laugh?
Of course you knew! You were the final opponent I defeated in order to attain this auspicious rank.
When did you become a ninja wizard? Where was I?
On the plus side, Burger King fries don't make me cough after I eat them.
Yeah, I think most people think that way. I much prefer Burger King fries as well as their burgers. McDonald's fries are always floppy!
I actually liked Ronald growing up as a kid, but I prefer Burger King's burgles. I think McDonald's probably has them beat on the fries, though.
Ronald McDonald didn't really help much either the creepy smurfer.
