Do you think it's possible to mail a hand job?
Oh noes! I hope you find it. I'll have to send you something nice for going through all this trouble. xD
I've looked in the house, and I can't find either jacket. I'm going to check around the shop tomorrow, and then ask to see if I left them at my parent's house.
I honestly don't have a clever answer for that. Anyway, it's night for you, right?
But you ARE brown, you twit. That's not hate speech, that's an adjective. Why do you hate your brown skin?
You called me brown. Why do you hate me?
Mean?!??! I'm giving you a field jacket, and piece of nostalgia from my service, and I'VE NEVER MET YOU!!! Why do you hate me?
You're mean. At this point, you should probably just give me your number so I can text you a reminder.
Ah, damn it. I always forget. REMIND ME AT NIGHT YOU HORRIBLE, BROWN BASTARD!
Well, Halloween is coming up. Also, where's my coat?
