Conversation Between Quindiana Jones and Jiro

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  1. If I keep you in the face, those heels will hurt. Likewise if I stomp on your crotch. Don't smurf with me, man. I'm dangerous and hormonal.
  2. Badass is not the word I'd use.
  3. I can run in them too. I'm a badass.
  4. You wear heels. And can walk in them.

  5. If I ever need to know about homo-eroticism, I feel I can just ask you and you will either be able to help, or will be sure to point me in the right direction
  6. Hey, you should check out my convo with NCG. I'm trying to get him to prove his werewolfiness in the most accidentally homoerotic fashion.
  7. I worry about your sexuality if you're trying to sneak peeks at penises. However I must point out you're wrong anyway. Still, don't sneeze on me, I don't want to catch your homosex
  8. Yes, I have seen your penis.

    BOOM!
  9. You would know all about that now wouldn't you
  10. If your penis was really thin, you could be said to be grasping at straws when you masturbate.
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