Apparently he has a hot wife.
I have the milkman...
Spork? Your spork means nothing. I have a Waiter's Friend. The ultimate combination.
Feeble compared to my spork!
I still have my invisible fork though, so I'm not too gutted.
You will never win this time!
Curses! My invisible spade!
Exactly!
What spade?
*Takes spade off Dave*