I will fly to New Zealand and fight you, don't think for a second I won't.
Sorry, pissboy. That joke is MINE.
Damn straight. (that was legit going to be my punchline but you stole my joke from me, you thieving thief)
Playing video games?
There is only one acceptable reason for staying up late and that is not it.
You mean that staying up all night fretting about not being able to sleep isn't conducive to a good rest?
aw bud, you GATTA get that good sleep in I've taken to sacrificing mostly everything for good sleep, and every single facet of my life has improved as a consequence xD
That's why our friendship works: bad memory! (Mine is also terrible because I haven't slept properly since the womb.)
You gotta make sure people know what they're getting into, right? lol we both know you still don't have any friends <3 The good news is my memory is terrible, so I've forgotten half of what I know and the other half I can't recall how I know it, so it's untrustworthy.
At least you're honest about it. I know, right? Though looking back at teenage me I can see why I didn't have any friends. Except you, Quin. You know too much.
