I'll give you mate rates if you want
Not if you get mates rates
Which you have to pay straight to your lawyer
Actually, good point. With a good lawyer, you can win cases that you shouldn't, resulting in much $$$
Not so bad if I sue someone.
That's always a good plan to make, just in case. Hopefully you won't need one though.
Plus, depending on what type he is becoming, if I need one, maybe I wont have to pay too much.
It would be of more benefit if he became an honest lawyer. We need more like that.
I would hope he'll fail to become a dishonest lawyer, or is not what you meant?
There's always the chance he'll fail at becoming one