What an idiot. I read about one moron who had his arm amputated after being bitten by a venomous snake several times. It’s not like the snake was after him, either; it was in a bag, and he kept putting his arm in the bag.
YOU
Yep that is definitely extremely fortunate.
...nothin'. *kicks dirt*
Athletes.
Oysters are one of those things that are horrible to force on something. Others include: raw eggs.
No. Not really. I'm just embarrassed.
Okay. Okay. You could develop your own clothing line.
And if you really are allergic?
Just say you’re allergic.