Well I had to try, I was grasping at straws!
Argh, that was so clunky haha.
Con Su Mption
I didn't get the convict bit, I'm afraid.
I immediately thought Miss Mption's first name was Su, but then I realised she has to be a con(vict)
Chances are she'll just kill herself again. She's like that.
Think of what mption will say about this! Won't be happy at all.
Now I've made an ass out of u and mption.
I meant on the television. Way to make assumptions
There are ads selling you sex tapes? Time to click away from those sites, I think, Jiro.