For now
He's technically not a lawyer yet, so you can be let off
I'd rather not punch him at all.
Good point. Punch him doubly hard then
I never said he was my friend.
Except your friend, because they can't be all bad. It'd probably be best if you never met a lawyer though, keep on the 'good' side of the law.
Just for you, I'll punch every lawyer I meet in the face.
People who enter law because they have a strong sense of justice usually feel like they get punched in the face. (I have absolutely no real evidence of this fact)
Why else do you there are different types of lawyer.
I can't and won't common on their honesty, because I don't know them. But the stereotype is, lawyers are liars. At least, the "better" ones are. Law is as stupid as politics for the most part, too complex.
