A threesome is the only way to satisfy all our needs. So long as I don't know that there is a threesome in progress. .....I have absolutely no idea how that would work.
And I'm only happy getting both. This situation is awkward now. Good job.
Share my penis or share Breine? Cos I'm happy doing only one of those things.
Why do only you get head from Breine? Share.
From now on I think I will.
Do you actually carry Breine's head around to enhance your quips?
I was in Durham Cathedral when they were doing...something. Probably holy in some way. Anyway, the guy had a big old sword over his shoulder. I walked passed and said "You could have someone's eye out with that. :breine:" and we all had a good laugh.
I've always wanted to say, "I poked his eye out with my cane." Say it for me if the opportunity arises, Brit(ney Spears).
Ye olde English sword cane, baby!
Sometimes I forget you're an innocent old man with a cane.
